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All Evil is from 'Puters

Directron Scholarship 2008 Essay No. 54

by Alex Austin


When buying a computer
I was not informed
That 'puter will take over,
My life will be transformed.

I never had a master
And bondage was not a goal,
But now I am serving 'puter
And 'puter's got my soul.

My social life is over,
My spare time is gone,
I don't have time for sleeping
And nothing's getting done.

Before this I was healthy
And even went to gym,
But now it is sitting
And clicking is my skill.

My parents say it's prison,
They beg me leave my room.
But 'puter's ruling firmly -
This room will be my doom.

You think I have an accent.
When I speak - I talk too much?
I don't get to speak too often,
No exercise and I lose my touch.

I do not talk to people,
I chat, email, blog
On lightning fast connection:
- Will this ever stop?

Late night for some may signal
It is time to take a break,
Yet, when this continent is sleeping
Another one's awake.

My friends don't recognize me,
I am not a man I've been.
My hair touches shoulders,
Unbathed and all untrimmed.

My looks start to trouble people
And don't leave my flat,
Yet Internet has everything
To my heart's content.

There is no time for girlfriends,
Girls don't date my type,
But my bookmarks list a service
For a mail-order bride.

The money from my savings
Is not being spent on food.
The 'puter needs another card
That has been just reviewed.

I can play Warcraft for ages
with my 5 accounts strong
I mine more gold than Asia:
How can one go wrong?!?

My temper is rather peaceful,
I hope you agree,
When you see me smashing monsters
I'm playing in 3D!

I had some plants before this
And now they are all dry.
They look at me with sadness,
My future they imply.

Right now I am thirty
Just starting to conclude
All evil is from 'puters
and this is just a prelude.




References: | Directron.com College Scholarship |


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